Posting for Posting's Sake

Well back to the shallow blogs now that the others are relating deep and interesting real life stories - damn my real life is boring. Maybe that is why I make up some good shit and drink a lot of beer.

ESPN:

I can't watch it anymore. I am so sick of how they make every little story this deep, meaningful, life changing event. They aren't. Now-a-days, if an athlete cuts a toe nail wrong we will get a 2 minute montage with a nice narration of how they overcame such great odds to return to form.

Personally, I think it's alot harder to come back to a regular office job and do the work then a sport - they like their jobs. As for the sports reporters, enough with the f'in suits.. You get into sports so you dont have to wear one. Your sports reporters, a suit does not make you a more serious reporter and it does not make the subject more serious. It's Sports.

Dumb, Dumb Man:

Yahoo has a story about a man with two - that's right - two fully functioning peni (plural biaytch) and he wants one removed!!! WHAAAAAA??? Double the pleasure Double the Fun. Now this is a story worthy of a sappy ESPN piece - a man with natural talent that is gonna go to waste.

Stupidty:

So we got a new employee handbook today and in the e-maila are the handbook, etc. We are supposed to go on-line and note that we have received the handbook. One of the attachments is a .PDF of how to login to do this. In the e-mail, they tell users to "print" the .PDF out and follow instructions. PRINT??? WHY??? Before you can print it you have to open it with Adobe Reader...get it "READER".. uuugghhhh!!!! YEAH HR!!!

Other:

Thanks to "Assman" for turning me on (see what I did there) to the band Placebo. I am really into it.

So no deep thoughts or moving personal stories. I can say I and a few others have started to plot and plan the blog for those us who are "good looking challenged" as one could say. Stay Tuned.