Wolverine
In another moment that once again displayed my superior intellect I realized that adding the word "Wolverine" to anything makes it so much cooler and better. There was a guy at lunch with a shirt that said "Wolverine Fencing" - and I thought - that is cool fencing - it must be better, stronger, faster and gnarlier than all other fencing and thus the realization that "Wolverine" makes everything better.
- Wolverine Insurance
- Wolverine Beer
- Wolverine Bar and Grill
- Wolverine Hair and Nail Salon, etc...
For the ladies, Wolverine Secret (sexy lingerie) Wolverine make up (apply once a week - how cool would that be....) Wolverine feminine products.. (they could absorb a freakin river!!!)
The possibilities are endless.
You are welcome!!!
JUST ADDED:
Sansa song of the blog: "Honesty" by Billy Talent. Forgot I had the video on my hard drive and I just freakin love this song - no reason - just do. Check it out bitches
posted by birdman @ 1:13 PM
5 Comments:
were you smoking some wolverine weed at lunch??? wolverine feminine products?? why would we only need wolverine make up once a week?? is it because of the hair on wolverine faces? that does not make sense??
you are certainly superior in something... i would not say intellect. HAHAHAHAHAHA!!
see - wolverine weed is way better than normal weed!!!
Wolverine make up is so good and strong it does not wear away quickly - it would last all week - cause it's BAD ASS!
ok - now it is a good idea. every woman want BAD ASS makeup. Tammy Faye Baker would love you.
still not feeling it.... or is that what she said!?!?!? (zing)
Wolverine Taint
There actually is a beer on the market now called Wolverine Beer. It's brewed in Brighton, Michigan by the Wolverine State Brewing Company (www.wolverinebeer.com). And you're right -- it is freakin' awesome!
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