Endlessly Fascinated

Those of you who know me know that "farting" in any and all circumstances is FUNNY!!! (sorry your mom) Thus my enjoyment of the following article:

Police hunt farting dissident

Police in Poland have launched a nationwide hunt for a man who farted loudly when asked what he thought of the president.

Hubert Hoffman, 45, was charged with "contempt for the office of the head of state" for his actions after he was stopped by police in a routine check at a Warsaw railway station.

He complained that under President Lech Kaczynski and his twin brother Jaroslaw, the country was returning to a Communist style dictatorship.

When told to show more respect for the country's rulers, he farted loudly and was promptly arrested.

Hoffmann was arrested and released on bail but failed to turn up at a Warsaw court early this week to be tried, and the judge in the case rejected an appeal by defence lawyers to throw the charges out.

A court spokesman said: "Such a case of disrespect is taken very seriously."

Instead the court ordered the police to start a nationwide hunt for the man, and interpol have been alerted

This absolutely requires a "Free the Farting One" web site, marches, fund raisers and some Hollywood star backing... I smell a non-enforced UN resolution coming on......

I am back on the tea wagon (about 80% and I leave the tea-baggin to the rest of you). I hate to abandon the full blown coffee addiction that I love so much but with a hiatal (high anal to those who know who you are) hernia - coffee and citrus can sometimes create an unwanted acid trip that has a negative impact on potty time. BOO!!! Good thing the Wrider is not next to me - since she left, (and we discovered we were out of coffee) not one pot has been brewed. I look at it as a memorial to her leaving - kind of a "missing man" formation but with the coffee pots. Bring on the Green, Chamomile and newly found French Vanilla teas. Yes I am feeling better.....thanks for asking.

I'm sure I have heard songs but nothing to stand out as song of the day. No new books.... hmmmm
lets see - the bolts that hold down the toilet came right out so up it came revealing that anything it could possible have been bolted down to has apparently dissolved thus a trip to Home Depot and thank god the father in law has the drill to make holes in concrete - som bitch is now caulked and bolted to the floor better than a submissive to a barrel!!!!

peace out!!!