January 26, 2007

Just Stuff

Are you an Iguana??? Funny ass story from Yahoo:

Mozart, an iguana with an erection that has lasted for over a week, will have his penis amputated in the next couple of days.

Apparently he need not worry:

The good news for Mozart and his mates is that male iguanas have two penises.

In words I think Jay and Silent Bob would say "Nature's a Fuckin Freak!"

In other news, I read an article that I found very interesting and I must admit I am not a fan of Unions so I am biased....but still...

A bill will be introduced by Democrats on what is called "Employee Free Choice Act". This is basically what the bill does:

Force the federal government to order companies to accept a union if labor organizers convince a majority of workers to simply sign a card without elections.

It seems the Unions feel that secret ballots are prone to "Corporate Intimidation" but handing over a check card directly to the Union organizer is not.....right.....

Here is a quote from a supporter of the bill:

"Simple recognition when a majority of workers sign cards is a more democratic process" than holding an election."


Did you know that elections are not democratic??

Just a few more items and I'll shut it. 1. The Unions gave about 140 million in the last elections and it sure as hell was not to Republicans. They are going to want some bang for their buck. Funny how a big business like the Unions are not considered big business by those who support Unions (and not big business) 2. Although they advocate "card check" for starting a union, they do not support it for ending a union......gotta have an election for that!!

In the funny/scary category (I say both so I don't go to hell but maybe purgatory)

During lunch I was at the intersection of Kramer and Imperial waiting for the light so I can cross the street (I'm on foot) Across the street I see a "little rascal" in her "little rascal" powering her way to the intersection to cross from the other side. As she rides up to hit the button to cross, our light turns green and having already hit the button myself, the "walk" guy displays. She notices this and without slowing down makes a sudden turn for the sidewalk ramp to keeps going but she judges her turn wrong and goes right off the curb. Since the "little rascal" in her "little rascal" was not going that fast, it was a nose dive into the street. She survived only due to the lack of height of the curb. I do have to give her props for not only pulling it off but acting as if nothing ever happend.

In the funny/scary category 2 (again so I don't go to hell but maybe purgatory)

While at the light a girl was jogging on the sidewalk and ran the corner a little wide. I watched her approach a telephone pole and thought to myself "Ouch she is gonna crash" while at the same time "this is gonna be great if she runs into it"..

Finally - the Sansa MP3 song of the player: Bad Reputation by Freedy Johnston. Just a cool song





4 Comments:

At 7:35 AM, Blogger Unknown said...

Poor Iguana!!! Why do they need 2 peni? This iguana's STILL gonna get more action than you..LOL

Unions suck.

You are going to hell you mean bastard.

 
At 9:55 AM, Blogger AvMan said...

Was the girl hot?

 
At 10:01 AM, Blogger The Wrider said...

Democrats suck.

 
At 4:50 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Random associated fact: Sharks also have two penises.

Personal Thouvght: I think it would be better if the plural of penis was 'peni'.

 

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