March 01, 2007

Oh what to blog today

Yes I have been away for a while but blame that on work. It truly amazes me that there are senior people that run companies that never learn certain lessons. Once again, based upon senior managements wants, our deadlines for the first phase have been pulled in by a month - not based on an actual work related value - such as "we are ahead of schedule" but because they want it by a certain date. There is a reason why the dates were established in the first place... so back to the 10 to 12 hour work days and the inevitable "quality will suffer".

As stated above, I was not sure what to blog today. I have ideas that I will do but I read The Wrider's blog and that was unexpected. I guess I never think about what affect I am having just by listening and providing some thoughts but apparently it is more than I imagined and I am glad that it makes a difference and I love having The Wrider as a friend! Besides, when she moves out of Cali, I will have a place to go - all my friends and family stayed in Cali.

On to my typical blog fare - no no farting..... THIS TIME! (god I love farting so!!)

I was looking at a magazine while waiting in line for a prescription and it was one of those - here are all things YOU WILL NEVER AFFORD and I came across an add for Asanti Rims and they had a set with Diamonds ,etc for $2,000,000 (place pinky to your mouth) What the hell!! Their is conspicuos comsumption but F and A cotton!!!

This is the million dollar set:

Even a pimp would think that is to much!

I also got to rememberin about how we used to turn movie titles into porn movie titles and thought it needed to be done again (see what I did there)

Here are a couple from the past:

  • Indiana Bones and the Temple of Poon
  • Position Impossible
So I took a look at some movies out there and here is what I have:

  • Black Snake Moan.. wait that is a real movie
  • Hot Fuzz .... nope real movie too
  • Grindhouse - .... dammit
Well you get the picture - serve some up for me people!!!

Time to go - the sister in law will be here this weekend and thank god they have improved. The Army has not only made her husband better but improved them as a family - they are no longer the big drain on me they used to be.

Also, the kid across the street that I started playing guitar and drinking beer (my biggest accomplishment) is having a big going away party this Saturday. He joined the Army and is off to Fort Benning for basic on March 8th.

Sansa Song of the Day: Shinobi vs. Dragon Ninja by Lost Prophets. The kid who is leaving for the Army finally replaced my CD he ruined years ago.



10 Comments:

At 6:51 PM, Blogger The Wrider said...

Masturbate Alone
In-Diana Jones
Raiders of the Lush Ass
Forrest Hump
Tail Rider
Blowjobs 11 & Blowjobs 12
Twelve Large Cocks
Poon-cock Saints
The Good Fuckers
Remember the Ta-Tas

 
At 6:59 PM, Blogger The Wrider said...

Swallow 13
Arma-Get-It-On
Cream 1, 2 & 3
Lady is a Skank
Balls of Brothers
Spooge Harder
Finding Ryan's Privates
Fondle Her on the Roof
Mary Cockins
Big Cocks and Huge Tits
(Bedknobs & Broomsticks)
The Chronicles of His Dick

*thanks to my family for helping on these...

 
At 9:18 PM, Blogger R said...

The best part of what Wrider just said was, "thanks to my family for helping on these..."

Classic family stick-to-it-ness.

 
At 7:22 AM, Blogger The Wrider said...

LOL, I didn't even realize that!!

 
At 8:50 AM, Blogger the mama said...

I think I need me them rims for my cool windstar van... nothing says the mama like some BLING! BLING!

Ok - I am at a loss for the movie things. I will have to think long and hard about this... (or is that what he said??? hehe)

 
At 9:19 AM, Blogger AvMan said...

Hahahahaha

 
At 10:51 AM, Blogger NotTheDoctor said...

Ok, so I am NOT as creative as Wrider & her family...I may need to see what The Duke has for ideas on this one!

Here's what I have:

Catch & Release = Snatch & Release

Amazing Grace= Amazing 'G' Race

 
At 12:36 PM, Blogger Unknown said...

OMG, Wrider you rock!

Catch or release on her face!
His Ultimate Gift
Bridge to her labia
The ass-tro-knot farmer

Bling bling!! can you put those rims on lay away?? rent to own??

 
At 10:40 AM, Blogger NotTheDoctor said...

Birdman - How much longer until the Society of Hideous Men is unveiled???

 
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