May 30, 2006

The jig is up the news is out (part duh)

After receiving many cease and desist orders for my logo infringement, I decided to be the punk rocker I used to be and repost my earlier post.

It seem That Gay's secret is out. It appears that "That Gay" and his signifigant other "Im the Beard" are moving to a town where That Gay can live his preferred lifestyle un-encumbered. (it's a college town so he is just experimenting)

Where o Where are they going?? It is a state know for this:

Wait cant do that - copyright infringement. How about this:

Dammit- nope - freakin infringment again.. and they are meaner. (apple records - own beatles music) Ok lets try this:

Not even close. Fu ged aboud it. One mo time:

That should do it. Nope... this is American and we taint no usin's geography (pronounced us-ins).

Let me just spell it out. They are on the move to Pullman Washington by then end of the month. I am sure we will get a whole new blogging perspective. It should be interesting (This means That Gay should have something good to day for once. I'm the Beard always does)


It appears The Wrider is up and about. Good to have her back and blogging.

As a last note for the crazy crap that is America, a judge in Nebraska gave a convicted sex offender 10 years of "intensive probation" instead of jail time because the guy was 5 foot 1 and she did not think he would survive in prison. I'm willing to bet he was bigger than the girl he molested. DO THE CRIME DO THE TIME. and fire that judge.

May 25, 2006

Beware the Birdman Ladies!!

I was cruising online and came across an article on yahoo that I KNOW will change my life forever...


The time is coming when I can purchase my very own invisibility cloak. THAT'S RIGHT - Invisibility!

But Birdman, how is this going to help you with the ladies..????

I'm glad you asked. After a long and painfully detailed review of what can be called a "love life" in only the most oddest of ways, I have determined that my biggest problem with attracting the ladies is frankly... well.. my looks, my physical appearence, basically my complete lack of male hotness.

But how will the cloak of invisibility help birdman..??

Good question. My theory is that if I can get my hands on a cloak of invisibility, then as I approach the ladies, I don the cloak and walllla!!! they cannot see me thus the normal initial female reaction of repulsion is removed from the equation and the sweet talkin can begin (added bonus for me - I can steal drinks from others and give them to said ladies - making the moves on the ladies and saving cash $$)

When is this great cloak going to be available Birdman?

Probably not soon enough. But, the time to start is now. I can start butterin up the wifey now and hopefully in about 10 years, if the cloak is available, then she will be so enamored with me that she will gladly accept me as "the playah" and "big pimp" that I will be.

I hope the cloaks come in velvet.

May 24, 2006

The Random Blog Review

(English only sites bitches)

Creative Spanked Wife

uhhh.... yup. Name says it all. Great Site and some of those sketches remind me of the stories that That Guy tells me about his love lunches with The Hero. Damn they do make a cute couple.

Jades Escapade's

Strange but again it reminds of That Guy and..... you know. (smoochie smoochie)

and finally,

How I Died Today

This one actually kicks ass. It's nothing but thoughts and stories that run through her head about how she might die. Two Wings Up!!

I'm a friggin Typostasaurus Rex

May 23, 2006

Increase the Pressure

(bonus points if you can tell me what the title is referencing)

Well, two other blogs are now linking to me.... the pressure is on! Must add content... Must be entertaining....must deliver on the promise...

That said here we go:


Found this lovely old photo of the wife and myself from the early days. Damn we are HOT!!

The only thing that has changed for us is the hair. Wait... that's not true. Crap!! I have really let myself go. What the hell happend?? I once was buff, tan, and had the mullet of the gods and now look at me.. LOOK AT ME!! I'm hideous. I shouldn't have cut my hair. When I had the mullet I was KING.

Wifey is still smokin hot though :-)


Check this story out from Yahoo!:

Lithuanian police were so astonished by a breath test that registered 18 times the legal alcohol limit, they thought their device must be broken. It wasn't.Police said Tuesday 41-year-old Vidmantas Sungaila registered 7.27 grams per liter of alcohol in his blood repeatedly on different devices after he was pulled over Saturday for driving his truck down the center of a two-lane highway 60 miles from the capital, Vilnius. Lithuania's legal limit is 0.4 grams per liter.

This guy is such a bad ass that he is able to stay awake and drive a truck with a lethal amount of alcohol in his system. I can only dream.


Who the hell decided that something as yummy as chocolate needs to be jacked up by adding the devil of herbs: MINT. It is not cool, it is not refreshing and it is not delicious.

ohhh.... spearmint gum.

May 21, 2006

2006 A Posting Odyssey

Queue music....

Here is my first "real" post you could say. I was thinking all day about what to post - when you lose your blogging virginity you want it done right. After many thoughts of what I should post, I ran across a photo of my daughter I took at the beach and I knew this should be my first post.
This photo is a favorite of mine:

I must say for the first time in my life, I was jealous of someone and happy about it. I can't remember the last time, or ever for that matter, that I felt the peacefulness and serenity while facing a part of nature so awe inspiring that I feel she did when I took the photo.

This is just a start. There will be more coming on items such as my wife's kick ass ability with quilting, my youngest daughters craziness, and I am thinking of adding a weekly review of the blogs I find interesting while randomly browsing.

By the way, 2006 Hangtown National Motocross happened today and the racing was great. Make sure you click my links on Sunday afternoons to listen in.

Peace out!!

May 20, 2006

On the edge of your seat...

I know, I know, you are just dying to read my words of wisdom. Your wish shall soon be granted. I am working on it.